u ever get kinda sad bc you know you’ll prob never be rich and famous?
i dont give 2 shits about a balanced breakfast im not even up for breakfast
British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can
you petty af if you pointing out typo, like BITCH you know what a bitch was saying you know what a bitch MEANT
i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it
i am eating an entire cake
update: there is more cake than i imagined.
i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this